Does anyone know of some good Redhead jokes?

They usually depict the redhead as firey, passionate, argumentative, moody, and mean. Here are some of the ones that depict these stereotypes. I think it would be better to be made fun of for these traits than being dumb.Q.

If you love a Redhead, set her free A. If she follows you everywhere you go Pitches a tent in your front lawn and puts your new girlfriend in the hospital She's yours Q. How do you get a redhead to argue with you?A.

Say something Q. How do you get a redhead's mood to change?A. Wait 10 seconds Q.

What's safer, a redhead or a piranha?A. The piranha. They only attack in schools.

One of my best friends is a ginger, and I always make fun of him for his red hair. The jokes seem to always be about either having a hot temper or being unattractive because of the red hair. Here are a few jokes for ya.

Why do redheaded people burn so easily? It's mother nature's way of telling us they should be locked indoors at all times. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I just saw that Harry Potter film.

A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What does a redhead miss most about parties?

The invitation. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What do redheaded kids have to look forward to? Going gray.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? A brick can get laid. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart if you’re a redhead?

Through his ribcage. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This one is mean, but it made me chuckle a little. A father-to-be paces up and down the hallway of the maternity unit when the nurse suddenly bursts through the doors of the delivery room."Your baby has been delivered sir, but I am afraid there is some good news and bad news".

"oh my god" says the father, "what's the bad news? " "Well I am afraid your baby has been born ginger" says the nurse, "oh my godl!" screams the father in horror, "what the hell can the good news possibly be then?! " "well fortunately sir" explains the delighted nurse, "your child was also born dead!

A: An interpreter. Oh. I guess that didn't really count...

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