Does anyone know the answer to these funny questions? 22 of them, go answer them if you can?

First, I'm answering #19, because it stood out to me. It's a serious/deadpan answer, but involves stuff people usually don't think about, so I think it'll still be interesting. Dark is something we made up.It doesn't really exist.

There is no such thing as "dark". What we call "dark" is merely the absence of light. Same thing with cold.

You don't feel cold. No one's ever felt cold. There is no such thing as cold.

When you THINK you feel cold is when you're NOT feeling heat. *** Now, for shorter answers, still deadpan style: 1. Yes, but not for very long without dying.

Of course, if you're sad enough, crying underwater may solve both your problems. 2. He does, it's just that there are no photographs and the people who draw him don't like facial hair.

3. No, chickens are too dumb to find things funny.4.No, unless by "cross-eyed" you mean someone drilled into your head and literally crossed the 'wires' in your brain so that your eyes' reception is switched. 5.

Because it's not attempted murder if you aim below the waist.6. Selective memory.7. Your money doesn't grow at a bank, it shrinks.

Interest rates rarely keep up with the rate of inflation.8. Wishful thinking. 9.

Promoters never expected boxing fans, who are clearly more focused on the action, to read past "box".10. Long-term planning, and/or sending a subtle message to get season passes next time.11.Yes. The reason everything else is bad when we say it "sucks" is because other things aren't SUPPOSED to suck.12.

This Country Where We Are Right Now.13. They used to, but stopped when scientists confirmed that doing so caused released doves to implode. 14.

Different guys were working in the creative department at the time. Guess which one got fired. 15.

A devious and convoluted scheme devised by people who cut corners building thin walls.16. Because they don't start from scratch every time. 17.

Only if born that way.18. Poor man's dictionary 20. The same reason why an orange is called an orange and a carrot isn't.21.

Because words define other words, not themselves.22. You'll be scared 3/4 to death.

1. Yes, but it gets really diluted really fast, and you'd better not sob--or have a scuba tank! 2.

There are people groups that just don't grow much facial hair. And maybe he was trying to imitate the chimps by plucking out what little he did have? Dyslexia--nope, you still read all wrong.

Sleeping like a baby--most babies can sleep through anything. Just at the wrong time! Banks have branches so they can reach all the nuts.No, a fly without wings would be called a "fall".

They should be called "builts". Why does a shipment go by car, and cargo go by ship? Why do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?

Do Spanish maps call Los Angeles "The Angels"?

These are all rhetorical questions, and they're funny enough without an answer, however... 4) No, you would have a serious vision problem. 19) Dark is the absence of light, and has no speed. 22) If you halve your life twice, then you are still alive but with 1/4 of your life left.

You can halve your live infinitely many times and still be alive. Also, I have a question of my own. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?

Yes, but everyone will think you're laughing. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Botox accident.

Do chickens think rubber humans are funny? Do crows think scarecrows are funny? If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

Yes. Why aren't there bullet-proof pants? There are.

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up 10 times every hour? They sleep longer if you shake them. If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

It's a Christmas conspiracy. Why is bra singular and panties plural? Because when you get big enough, boobs connect.

Why is a boxing ring square? Why are fingers round? Why do we sing "Take Me Out to the Ball Game" when we are already there?

It's a crackerjack consipiracy. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?Yes. What do people in China call their good plates?

China. Do Asians throw hamburgers at their weddings since American's throw rice at theirs? That's just dumb.

Dominicans eat more rice than Asians do. If the plural of tooth is "teeth," why isn't the plural of booth "beeth"? If Nissan Motor Sports is called NISMO, what do we call Honda Motor Sports Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?

Because they're split apart by a wall? Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new? Is it really new?

Doesn't it already exist before you go look for it? Would a fly without wings be called a walk? No, it would be called spider food.

What's another word for "thesaurus"? Word Dino? What's the speed of dark?

Exactly the same as the speed of light. Why does your nose RUN and your feet SMELL? And your stomach ROLLS?

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word? Blame the Brits. They started it.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Jump on the mushroom and you'll be fine.

1. Yes. 2.

Because he shaved. According to Chapter XIII, "True, he had seen pictures in his books of men with great masses of hair upon lip and cheek and chin, but, nevertheless, Tarzan was afraid. Almost daily he whetted his keen knife and scraped and whittled at his young beard to eradicate this degrading emblem of apehood." 3.

No. 4.No. Cross eyed is a problem with the muscles of the eye, dyslexia is a problem with the brain.

5. Because the vest protects your most vital areas where a life threatening would could occur.6. Because Babies have no worries to keep them awake.7.

Because money grows on bushes and bushes have branches (money is made of linen and cotton. ) 8. Because women used to wear several layers of underwear under their skirt.

9. Because a ring does not have to be round.10. Because those are the lyrics to the song which has verses that explain the chorus.

11. Yes, I just bought a new vacuum which really sucks to replace my old vacuum which sucked because it did not suck.12. Å™¨çš¿ 13.

No, they throw rice because it is meant to bring good fortune.14. Because English grammar rules are not constant.15. Because they are "a part" of a whole.16.

Because research does not mean "to search again" One doesn't say, I searched once, and then I researched (although you might say I re-searched the area. ) URL2.18. Glossary, language reference book, lexicon, onomasticon, reference book, sourcebook, storehouse of words, terminology, treasury of words, vocabulary, word list 19.

The velocity of electromagnetic radiation in a perfect vacuum; 299,792,458 metres per second (or the same as the speed of light since dark is the absence of light.20. Because words can have more than one meaning.21. Because that is the word that was decided to be use.22.

You are scared half to death. Since there is no way of measuring how scared you are, one can either be scared part-way or all the way.

1. Only if you're REALLY sad 2. H felt the need to be different from his gorilla parents 3.

They're getting back at us for rubber chickens.

Tarzan developed slowly and did not have to shave until he was 20 years old. He obtained his first knife at the age of 10, and generally was armed with a knife thereafter, with which he shaved.

I cant really gove you an answer,but what I can give you is a way to a solution, that is you have to find the anglde that you relate to or peaks your interest. A good paper is one that people get drawn into because it reaches them ln some way.As for me WW11 to me, I think of the holocaust and the effect it had on the survivors, their families and those who stood by and did nothing until it was too late.