Fellow atheists, are you familiar with these 20 logical fallacies (helpful in dealing with the folks here.)?

Sorry, that's my fault, babby! You see, Olga asked me what to give to Batty and Goodies as a wedding gift, so I had this idea for a veeeerrry special gift for which dear Olga had to take out her dentures. I was supposed to walk around with Olga at the wedding as her Translatittynator™ to help other people understand her....(although I don't know what she was trying to say when she was talking about how she loves "Even jelly calls")...anyhoo, but I forgot all about it as I was waiting for you nekkid under the table with the wedding cake!

PS: *gasps* Look how much Mr. Christian loves you! Back the boink off, Mister! Schmecky's miiiiine!

((((((((((Schmecks))))))))))) :) *crawls out from under table in a daze, licks cake-frosting off the corner of her mouth* Mmmmm....frosted Schmecky......oh god......I want more...... EDIT: What? Wait! OMGGG!

But I found dentures in my bra, too! And even one biting my buttcheek! (It's STILL there...I need your help getting it off!

*bends over....*) Whose are they? Do you think I got them stuck on me when you and me accidentally rolled out from under the Table of Love™ and over that Denture Pile™ when we were...ummm....eating cake? ....off of eachother?

You know, when we were licking it from eachother's skin...when I was gently sucking every last bit of the frosting off of your body...inch by inch...when you were feeling my hot breath quickening and.......whoa! Ummmmm....sorry! *ahem* <.. I already started preparing something tasty for both of us to Devour™ for lunch!

*begins making the most appetizing and irresistible Multi-Layer-Cake© with Schmecky...places chunks of the piece of cake on her Favorite Delicious and Mouthwatering Spots™ on him...slathers creamy Vanilla Bean and Chocolate frosting all over him with her warm fingers....then a layer of Reddi Whip™...finally lays down on top of Schmecks, gently pressing herself up against him...begins the sensual Munching...* THIS is my lunch today....ahhhhhh....can we eat it together? I love you, Schmecky. <3 ------------ EDITS USING ONLY ONE HAND*: takes Drool-Proof™ Calendar our of his hands, rips off Schmecky's clothes after he ripped hers off, proceeds to breaking the bed with him while being unable to hold back her Lust Screams™, rubs her nekkid body against him in such a lustful way that it will lead to chafing... OMG!

And on top of your cured imaginary paralysis, you developed a THIRD leg! Wait...that's no leg...! Oh god....*drools* Schmecky, of course I'll be spending Full Moon™(luckily it's not New Moon! *kicks Twilight Fans out of teh way* Not that I know anything about Twilight) with you!

And I'll make sure the only Full Moon you'll be getting to look at that night is mine....my round and fair moon is only allowed to be touched.....and grasped......and poked.....and gently squeezed...then squeezed harder.....and spanked and....*ahem*....only by you! <3 Schmecky, I have to tell you something.....every full moon, I become an even wilder Nunny...a beast that's hungry for Schmecks! Schmecky, there's no other way!

You'll HAVE to pin me down and tie me to the bed at night....and do naughty things to me all night. I swear it's the only way! But...since I bit you....I'll have to do the same thing with you, too!

You're not imMOON against me! I had to bite you...I just couldn't resist your delicious all-over Manliness™...not one bit(e)! We will be taking turns tieing eachother down, of course.

Is it ok for you if I practice this with you now? Gently pushes Schmecky down on the bed, gets out ropes and ties him to the bedposts....gets on top of him, becomes a wild and hungry Nunny.....takes a Whole-Body-Taste with her tongue...and her lips....nibbling here....and sucking there, slowly moving down as Schmecky is laying there.....reaches his Special Spot, can't control herself....nibbles, sucks, opens her lips and draws her tongue all around it very slowly....up and down......* Ummm....here, your turn with the practice! I love you more... <3<3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCW9Hey6I...

I blast Wilbur in his femur with my hobnail boots almost every day. I think that's what she meant, she looks like she prolly gives her old man a good swift kick at least once a week whether he needs it or not!

I cant really gove you an answer,but what I can give you is a way to a solution, that is you have to find the anglde that you relate to or peaks your interest. A good paper is one that people get drawn into because it reaches them ln some way.As for me WW11 to me, I think of the holocaust and the effect it had on the survivors, their families and those who stood by and did nothing until it was too late.