Groan-worthy snake joke coming up?

Groan-worthy snake joke coming up: There's a spate of questions about snakes. So I thought I'd annoy you with this one:The scene is After the Flood, when the Ark has come to rest and Noah has dismissed all the rescued life-forms with the famous instruction to 'go forth and multiply ...'Well, you can imagine that the Ark took a bit of cleaning and tidying, but then Noah decided to go on an inspection tour and see how all his couples were flourishing. Happily he observed birds and fish and worms and cats and dogs and lions and tigers ... until he came to a Very Dark Place deep in the forest, and two wizened snakes with no apparent progeny.'' he said.

' Noah,' they responded. 'What brings you here?' So Noah explained his mission, and then asked where the young ones were. The pair of snakes shook their heads and explained that their efforts had been unsuccessful.

'But I told you to go forth and multiply,' Noah said indignantly.(Continued on DB) Asked by EnglishLady 30 months ago Similar questions: Groan worthy snake joke coming Entertainment > Humor.

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1 'Well,' they replied, 'that's our problem. You see, we're adders. ''Oh,' said Noah.'I hadn't foreseen that problem.

Is there anything I can do to help? ' The snakes had a whispered consultation and then responded by asking Noah whether the ship's carpenter was still aboard the Ark. Noah replied in the affirmative, whereupon they asked him if he could go back to the Ark but send them the carpenter.

Noah agreed. The carpenter arrived back at the Ark, saying 'Mission Accomplished,' but he was too shy to say what he had done.So Noah set out himself ...... and as he neared the forest, he was pleased to see many young snakes frolicking in the grass, and in the place of honour the original pair, looking very proud and pleased with themselves. After congratulating them, Noah tentatively enquired about the nature of the service that the carpenter had performed.

'Oh, it was simple,' they said.'He made us some log tables so that we could multiply. ' I've got a whole pile of these and am open to bribery if you want me to stop. Lots of love and have a great weekend!Valerie.

Well,' they replied, 'that's our problem. You see, we're adders. ''Oh,' said Noah.'I hadn't foreseen that problem.

Is there anything I can do to help? ' The snakes had a whispered consultation and then responded by asking Noah whether the ship's carpenter was still aboard the Ark. Noah replied in the affirmative, whereupon they asked him if he could go back to the Ark but send them the carpenter.

Noah agreed. The carpenter arrived back at the Ark, saying 'Mission Accomplished,' but he was too shy to say what he had done.So Noah set out himself ...... and as he neared the forest, he was pleased to see many young snakes frolicking in the grass, and in the place of honour the original pair, looking very proud and pleased with themselves. After congratulating them, Noah tentatively enquired about the nature of the service that the carpenter had performed.

'Oh, it was simple,' they said.'He made us some log tables so that we could multiply. ' I've got a whole pile of these and am open to bribery if you want me to stop. Lots of love and have a great weekend!Valerie.

2 Nothing like a good groan to start the day! .

Nothing like a good groan to start the day!

EnglishLady replied to post #3: 4 May you be forgiven ... Still, I started it.

May you be forgiven ... Still, I started it.

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