It's that time of day. Who's ready for a good CLEAN joke, one liner or perhaps one that will make you groan?

1 I don't know any clean jokes that are suitable for mixed company and which wouldn't be removed by the Moderator sometime within the next 72 hours! .

It's that time of day again. How about a good CLEAN joke, one liner or a groaner just to make us laugh. It's that time of day again.

How about a good CLEAN joke, one liner or a groaner just to make us laugh. While on a trip with the family, I thought it would be good to teach my 5 year old daughter some things.As we past a sign I told her that is the name of the town for the next exit. As we past the exit I told her how we were passing the town.

A few exits latter she noticed the sign for gas. As we passed the exit, much to her delight, she informed us we were passing gas. According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.

Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should have known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

Did you hear about the reindeer reject from Santa's sleigh? Yes, we all know Doner and Blitzen, but the one they won't let fly with them?

I cant really gove you an answer,but what I can give you is a way to a solution, that is you have to find the anglde that you relate to or peaks your interest. A good paper is one that people get drawn into because it reaches them ln some way.As for me WW11 to me, I think of the holocaust and the effect it had on the survivors, their families and those who stood by and did nothing until it was too late.

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