I need a good punchline for the question: "How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

" Don't be literal minded here! Asked by Snow_Leopard 53 months ago Similar questions: punchline question dogs change light bulb Arts > Books.

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Five Four to hold the ladder and one to sniff the bulb until the light turns on. Sources: My three dogs..

It takes a village. They still don't have opposable thumbs. It takes a village.

They still don't have opposable thumbs. GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? BORDER COLLIE: Just one.

And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. DACHSHUND: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp! ROTTWEILER: Make me!

LAB: Oh, me, me! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I?

Can I? Huh? Huh?

Huh? Can I? GERMAN SHEPHERD: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, Check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

TIBETAN TERRIER: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy. JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

POODLE: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. COCKER SPANIEL: Why change it?

I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. DOBERMAN: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch. BOXER: Who cares?

I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark...... CHIHUAHUA: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. IRISH WOLFHOUND: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover..... POINTER: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there.... GREYHOUND: It isn't moving.

Who cares? AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle... OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?

HOUND DOG: ZZZZZZzzzzz.z.z.z..z..z..z...z http://forums.somd.com/showthread.php?t=4664 .

Hmmmm. One, once the bulb sees how cute the dog is it can't resist changing for it. Oh well I tried, you’ve got to admit, this is corny!

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Why would you want dogs to do it when a CATcan Louie is demanding the keyboard again and is staring at me with his tail ready to fwap the keyboard. I think I shall go out for a drink and let the BRAT Cat do what he wants to do. I am not a BRAT!

I am a cat and that is better than any brat around! Now lets get back to this question about dogs. Why on earth would you ever want dogs to screw in a light bulb?

Don't you human pets ever remember anything? Dogs drool CATS rule! Do you really want drool all over your lightbulbs?

Yuckkkkk Here you can see Buster teaching hi son Bart that climbing a ladder to change a light bulb is quite easy. Bart the son is the one on the ladder and if you think dogs are superior why would they obey a cat? Just look a Mikey and he balances his future lunch while riding on top of a dog!

Well that's it for now my tail is tired and I left my CATnip at rikisgirl place so I think I should take a CATnap but first I have to chase the lovebirds off the couch Yours in TUNA Louie Sources: My opinion .

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