If Chihuahuas were to take over the planet, what type of political ideology would they choose?

I think they would create their own political ideology, Chihuahuaism. Chihuahuaism is a form of political strategy where people are downgraded by the increasingly powerful chihuahuas. Any person who does not support Chihuahuaism, will face severe punishment or death.

However, Chihuahuaism is a strong believer in liberal policies but dismisses equal rights between human and dog.

Chihuahuaism will be a monarchy and will have a king and a queen running the country. Chihuahuaism only permits the Canine faith, and involves regular offerings of slave chihuahuas to the gods.

Economically, the country will run on the Chihuaian Dollar.

Okay, I don't even have to make this up, and it's my favorite of all time. Not to be trite, but truth IS stranger than fiction! The headline itself is hysterical, dontcha think?

----------------- Associated Press Pack of Angry Chihuahuas Attacks Police updated 10:40 a.m. PT, Fri. , Dec .30, 2005 FREMONT, Calif.

- A pack of angry Chihuahuas attacked a police officer who was escorting a teenager home after a traffic stop, authorities said. The officer suffered minor injuries, including bites to his ankle, police Detective Bill Veteran said. The five Chihuahuas escaped the 17-year-old boy’s home and rushed the officer as he stood in the doorway Thursday, authorities said.

The teenager had been detained after the traffic incident. The officer was treated at a hospital and returned to work less than two hours later. ------------ Once they bite authority, there will be no stopping them.

And along with the anarchy movement, this is their theme video. VERY catchy! Insidious!

I am going to break off my short leash and say... A political ideology based in spirituality. Long persecuted for their beliefs the breed has perfected a state of mind in which a level of understanding and acceptance has been achieved that allows a peaceful collaboration between these usually caustic when combined states of mind. Theology and political ideology is an uncommon blend but the Chihuahua has perfected the mix like kibbles and bits.

A sort of spiritual dogma blesses and keeps sane the Chihuahua, they would and will rule with kind and open hearts. The Virtual Church of the Blind Chihuahua because "One must have the courage to be ridiculous before God" and well that's just what we enjoy about the Chihuahua breed, ridiculousness. As we now know the pooches have a place in the world of theology and spirit we now can explore the ideas contained within the blessed soul of this exteriorally diminutive canine and open the vastness of love its annoying barks hide.

The breed is long overdue for salivation. dogchurch.org/scriptorium/index.html Click here for a list of VCBC Dogmas We must not in haste enter the world of the VCBC lest we incur the little known but ever toothy http://www.dogchurch.org/narthex/curse.html Curse of the Blind Chihuahua. We must travel into this world with respect and piety the pooch pious are pouncey and protective when provoked.

~quote Go, lie down: and it shall be, that if he call thee, thou shall say, Speak, Lord; for thy servant heareth. ~endquote Be well and look down when you walk my friends the little among us look up.

My chihuahua Gizzy has told me that this is actually going to happen. She is practicing for the take over by training my family and friends. She has established the following rules so far: 1.

Gizzy is the boss of all of our people. 2. Gizzy has first pick at where she sleeps in the bed 3.

Gizzy is to go wherever we go at all times. It is a crime to leaver her at home alone. 4.No cheesburgers will be served until she gets her own plate with a cheesburger.

5. Whenever her belly needs scratched, the nearest available human shall drop what he/she is doing and imediately scratch.6. Taco Bell will become the national food.

She knows when we are there.7. All cats are being banished. Gizzy will not allow a cat on the place.

Very funny & yet interesting question! If Chihuahuas take over this planet, they might name their political ideology as "Dogmaticism" (after Dogmatix). You may see the following things happening; 1.

There will be a two party system; one named "Barkers" and the others "Biters"; with the second one believing in extremist solutions. 2. Hot Dogs will surely be banned.3."Son of B****" with be an honorary title, something like "Sir" or "Lord".

4. Human Rights Commission will be replaced by Inhuman Rights Commission or Canine Rights Commission.5. All bigger and ferocious breeds like Boxers, Bull Dogs etc. Will be given preference in armed forces.6.

The prices of bones will be amazingly high.7."Doctorate" will be replaced by "Dogtorate".8. However, they will not harm human as they will remain loyal. 9.

Beaches will be full of bitches, tanning themselves. 10. May be then movies named "Spider Chihuahua", "Chihuahua Returns" will be released. I sincerely hope this does not happen.Thanks.

As you may recall from a past question, I predicted a squirrel uprising February 2, 2010. Being the rat-like little rodents that they are, the chihuahaus will probably support the squirrels. Indeed, they may provide the key insider forces that could turn the tide and result in Tufty's victory.

Should that disaster be inflicted upon humanity (I didn't predict who will win, but I am very concerned), then the ideology will be that of Tufty, an Absolutist Royal Dictatorship. This poster explains it:

The Chihuahuas, being far more dim-witted than squirrels, will probably be at the enforcer level, biting the ankles of humans who show any sign of resistance.

Transferring happiness of one planet to another.

I think tacos would be there national food.

I cant really gove you an answer,but what I can give you is a way to a solution, that is you have to find the anglde that you relate to or peaks your interest. A good paper is one that people get drawn into because it reaches them ln some way.As for me WW11 to me, I think of the holocaust and the effect it had on the survivors, their families and those who stood by and did nothing until it was too late.