It's Friday and I am still up and would like to hear some jokes......come on ~ bring them on?

It's Friday and I am still up and would like to hear some jokes......come on ~ bring them on! SURGEONS ARE TAKING A COFFEE BREAK.........1st surgeon says: "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered. "2nd surgeon says: "Nah, librarians are the best.

Everything inside them is in alphabetical order.3rd responds: "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is colour coded. "4th intercedes: "I prefer lawyers.

They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and their butts are interchangeable. "To which the 5th surgeon, who has been quietly listening to the conversation, says: "I like engineers... they always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end. " Asked by Mugsie!

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1 The Fourth of July weekend was coming up, and the nursery school teacher took the opportunity to tell her class about patriotism. "We live in a great country," she said."One of the things we should be happy is that, in this country, we are all free. " One little boy came walking up to her from the back of the room.

He stood with his hands on his hips and said.. . ."I'm not free. I'm four.

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The Fourth of July weekend was coming up, and the nursery school teacher took the opportunity to tell her class about patriotism. "We live in a great country," she said. "One of the things we should be happy is that, in this country, we are all free."

One little boy came walking up to her from the back of the room. He stood with his hands on his hips and said. .. .

"I'm not free. I'm four.

3 Pat took his pet chicken to the movies with him. The ticket seller said, "No chickens allowed! " So Pat went around the block and shoved the chicken in his pants.

He bought a ticket to a racy movie, went inside, and found a seat. It was hot in the theater and Pat, concerned for his pet, unzipped his pants so that the bird could breathe. A young lady came in and sat next to Pat.

After a few minutes she got up, and went to the concession stand to make a complaint. "The gentleman next to me has his pants unzipped and his thing is out and it's making me uncomfortable," she tells the manager. "Oh, I'm so sorry, Miss.

I'll ask the gentleman to leave. " "Oh, it's not that I haven't seen it before," she replies, "but this time it's eating my popcorn! " .

Pat took his pet chicken to the movies with him. The ticket seller said, "No chickens allowed! " So Pat went around the block and shoved the chicken in his pants.

He bought a ticket to a racy movie, went inside, and found a seat. It was hot in the theater and Pat, concerned for his pet, unzipped his pants so that the bird could breathe. A young lady came in and sat next to Pat.

After a few minutes she got up, and went to the concession stand to make a complaint. "The gentleman next to me has his pants unzipped and his thing is out and it's making me uncomfortable," she tells the manager. "Oh, I'm so sorry, Miss.

I'll ask the gentleman to leave. " "Oh, it's not that I haven't seen it before," she replies, "but this time it's eating my popcorn!

5 A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy.

S mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little ticked off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow.

He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon?

Why don't I have any milk in my cereal? " he asks. "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week.

I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon, for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so, for a week you aren't getting any milk. " Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat as he's walking into the kitchen.

The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "Are you going to tell him, or should I? " .

A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy.

S mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little ticked off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow.

He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon?

Why don't I have any milk in my cereal? " he asks. "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week.

I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon, for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so, for a week you aren't getting any milk. " Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat as he's walking into the kitchen.

The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "Are you going to tell him, or should I?

Bring It! " "Which songs bring a lump to your throat, no matter how many times you hear them? " "Want to hear something good?" "how do accounting came" "Anyone hear this one?

" "It's that time again. Dee is depressed and needs to hear some good jokes. Anybody hear any good ones, lately?

" "Any one Up for a Friday Night House party, You Bring the music. " "I could look this up but want to hear from a real person,how did Black Friday come about?DETAILS...." "Someone PLEASE tell me what I want to hear!

It's that time again. Dee is depressed and needs to hear some good jokes. Anybody hear any good ones, lately?

Any one Up for a Friday Night House party, You Bring the music.

I could look this up but want to hear from a real person,how did Black Friday come about?DETAILS....

Someone PLEASE tell me what I want to hear!

I cant really gove you an answer,but what I can give you is a way to a solution, that is you have to find the anglde that you relate to or peaks your interest. A good paper is one that people get drawn into because it reaches them ln some way.As for me WW11 to me, I think of the holocaust and the effect it had on the survivors, their families and those who stood by and did nothing until it was too late.