People seem to be talking about a secret martial art coach from survivor alluded to. He said you can't google it?

Soccer coach "Coach" seems to suffer from whatever it is that Blagojevich has. He repeatedly, repeatedly refers to himself as "the dragonslayer," and last night extended the metaphor to compare pouty model Sierra to dragon droppings. He told stories around the fire of pulling strings to get a military helicopter drop in the Amazon, and then being pulled out of his kayak by a tribe of short Peruvians, who tied him to a stake and beat him until he lost consciousness several times.

They wanted to "eat his ass," he said. He was a little vague as to how he escaped. Some of Coach's favorite words: "vikings," "warriors," "ancient samurai."

He has feathers in his hair. National Geographic wanted to document his adventures, but Coach said no. As Stephen was selected to camp out at Exile Island, Coach advised, "Be the wizard, Stephen.

Be the wizard." Later, Stephen cast a vote for Coach, saying, "This is my wizard lightening, shooting you back home." Tribal Council was phenomenal, with Coach looking smug as usual, Tyson looking pretty in his immunity necklace, Sierra looking disgusted, and Brendan looking as though he might cry.

Ultimately, Brendan was the one to go. But I'd organize a "vote for the worst" type of movement if it would keep Coach going for a few more episodes. Does anyone love him as much as I do?