Happy Holidays Everyone! I was visiting family and decided that we should share some good CLEAN humor. What do you?

Happy Holidays Everyone! I was visiting family and decided that we should share some good CLEAN humor. What do you have to post today?

Mine is:When I went to Starbucks for coffee they lied. It wasn't Starbucks, it was four bucks! Asked by ~3critters1nheavn~ 23 months ago Similar questions: Happy Holidays visiting family decided share CLEAN humor Entertainment > Humor.

Similar questions: Happy Holidays visiting family decided share CLEAN humor.

Now I remember why I buy no coffee there...;) A fella walked into the tax collector's office with a huge bandage on his nose. Had an accident? , Asked the tax agent.No, answered the man, I've been paying through it for so long, it gave way under the strain....;) .

Here is one for you...... A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in a theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, ''Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat. '' The man groaned but didn't budge.

The usher became impatient. ''Sir,'' the usher said, ''if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager. '' Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager.In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man.

Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly.

''All right buddy, what's your name? '' ''Sam,'' the man moaned.''Where ya from, Sam? '' the cop asked.

''The balcony.'' ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Sources: Personal joke collection .

Because just one more would be two forty! (you have to say it fast, and to a ten year old, if you want the full affect) .

Because just one more would be two forty! (you have to say it fast, and to a ten year old, if you want the full affect).

3 A teacher was telling her class one day that only humans stutter ,animals do not little Suzy said that's not true my kitten stuttered ,yesterday in our back yard a big dog jumped the fence and ran at us ,and the kitten just went f,f,f,f, and before she could sayf**k off the big dog ate her.

A teacher was telling her class one day that only humans stutter ,animals do not little Suzy said that's not true my kitten stuttered ,yesterday in our back yard a big dog jumped the fence and ran at us ,and the kitten just went f,f,f,f, and before she could sayf**k off the big dog ate her.

" "Saturday Morning Humor and Question. " "What do YOU mean when YOU say someone has a "Good Sense of Humor"?

Please share with me how you celebrate your Christmas holidays and any particular traditions you and/or your family have.

I cant really gove you an answer,but what I can give you is a way to a solution, that is you have to find the anglde that you relate to or peaks your interest. A good paper is one that people get drawn into because it reaches them ln some way.As for me WW11 to me, I think of the holocaust and the effect it had on the survivors, their families and those who stood by and did nothing until it was too late.