What's the dumbest thing anyone has ever said to you on a date? (Contest Question!)?

Oh, I've got a good one. I had gone on a blind date with a friend of a friend, and about half way through the date she started talking about how she had a two year old. This didn't bother me at all, but the next part did.

She told me she wasn't looking for a serious relationship but she wanted a "father figure" around her son "just until his dad gets out of jail. " Oh by the way, I was 19 when this happened. Needless to say, I picked my jaw up off the floor and looked for the nearest exit.

This one knocked my socks off. . My date was a smoker I was not.

We were both in our mid twenties. Fourth or fifth date.. Last date Apologies to smokers in advance Date "Why don't you smoke? " Me "Huh?

" *taken off guard* Date "Why don't you smoke cigarettes?" Me *still a little dumbfounded* "I never got into it, allergies I guess" Date "THAT IS SO LAME! Why do all nonsmokers give the same lame excuse?!

That's just pathetic.. " Me *now REALLY annoyed* "Oh I'm sorry .. I didn't want to come off as condescending, but it can't be helped now. How about it is addictive, it smells bad, it is damn expensive, and it causes cancer! I watched my grandfather die of cancer, it is a horrible painful death!

Do I need another reason?! " We were fairly silent for the remainder of the date. Side note months later she dated a friend of mine for a few months, he picked up smoking while they were together and to this day he is still trying to quit..

I was having dinner with a friend of a friend who had just broken up with her boyfriend and had been pretty upset. I wasnt overly interested in her from the begining but she really didn't get it. She continued to talk to me about how bad she wants children and how much she loved them.

Eventually it built up to the most awkward point of the night when she asked "what do you think our kids would be like? " to which I replied "well It would be hard to tell" followed by a long awkward silence with brief bits of small talk and our parting ways forever. Not something you should ever say to someone the first time you meet them...

It actually was after a date and we'd been together sometime.. but this is seriously the most stupid thing I have ever heard any man say and it came from my husband after the first time we ever had sex.... "Man, You are so much hotter naked. " Naturally.. I went ..."UH... what? " And he went on to explain while I was a perfect specimen of northern European genetics I was not a "stunningly" beautiful woman..and there were plenty of women prettier than me... until I was naked.

You can only imagine how much charisma this man must have for me to still.. have married him some years later.

Funny question..... I was at University. I went out on a date with a fellow student. We didn't go anywhere fancy but it was a dinner date.

About half way through dinner he asked if he could stay at my place, in other words, move in! Not just for the night or a day or two, he needed somewhere to stay, permanently. When I said no ( I was already sharing accomodation with other students ) the dinner went pretty quickly and we never went out again.

I always think he was just a homeless student and taking girls on a date was one way of finding somewhere to stay.....

I hate my ex, he gave me warts" Thanks for the info lady! Bye now.

So I was talking to a girl about religion/spirituality and her beliefs. This was a blind date and definitely ended Here is how the conversation went: Me: So what do you believe in? Her: I believe there are three gods.Me: Interesting, who are the three?

Her: Jesus, the Qur'an one, and I forgot the last one. (I don't even want to go into everything that's wrong with that statement) Me: ... Her: But I am really religious and find this important to me. What about you?

Me: I'm done. Have a nice night!(Promptly left the restaurant after paying for dinner.) As a frame of reference, she was completely serious. She believes in the three gods: Jesus, Vishnu (She thought Vishnu was from the Qur'an), and the third one was Zeus.

Yes, Zeus. I found this out from the friend who set me up with her. Literally the dumbest thing anyone has ever said to me.

The only thing that befuddled me was that she didn't include the Genie from Aladdin.Hahaha.P.S.I am not against religion in any way...

I was on my first date after a long term relationship ended badly and nerves got the better of me and I rushed to the ladies room and tossed my cookies. When I came out, very embarrassed and I certainly not my best I apologized and asked to be taken home. He asked if I would like to eat first, when I declined food he went through a drive through for himself and then asked for a kiss at the door!

Ugh!

Don't tip the waiter so much. They didn't have the dessert I wanted. " This pretty much ended the date and made her very unattractive all of sudden.

She had no idea that I was not only a waiter myself before, but my family had owned and operate our restaurant for twenty years. Nevermind that I was footing the bill on this one.

This happen in 2007, I was talking to the guy and just starting off getting to know each other. He called me and left me message on my cell. It said,"A Real women would called me back.In my mind was thinking WFT.

So stupid to start off in the beginning of a date wanting to get to know me! Yeah that is good start.LOL.

I think that you will be impressed with how financially stable I am. I make above $14 an hour and can proove it. " This from a 28-year-old guy in Los Angeles, and for the record, he made $14.50 an hour.

Well, I have one: Once, a guy was dropping me off, very gentlemanly, after a fairly low key date (dinner, no sparks that I could tell) He then comments on arriving at my apt door: "Great landing. Can I pitch a tent up here? " Well, either he had a really droll sense of humor that I completely missed at the time or.... lets just say it was a little too creepy for me!(I moved soon after that.).

When I was 21 and very, very niave, my friend Debbie insisted on taking me out dancing----"just us girls. " So we went out dancing, I got a little tipsy, and she got very tipsy. She was so tipsy, in fact, that she picked up a guy and insisted on bringing him home to the apartment with us.

The only problem was that he had a friend, Tom, and she needed me to watch tv with Tom while she was unavailable. So, shocked but not sure what to do, her friend and Tom followed us back to the apartment. She disappeared while Tom and I sat on the couch watching tv.

Some time later, I stepped in the bathroom for a moment. When I returned, there he was buck naked. Posing on the couch.

Trying to regain my composure, I blurted out, "What are you doing? " Without skipping a beat, he said, "But Debbie said we could have sex. " Needless to say, he and his clothes wound up on the front steps with the door locked, and I hid upstairs with MY door locked.

This was perhaps the weirdest "date" of my life... and definitely the dumbest thing anyone ever said to me on a date.

I don't know how he was being raised by his mother but he really told me that I looked beautiful without a lipstick on. Grrrr!

Who knew you could blow someone away over a disastrous dinner and one single comment. We were in the middle of dinner and it was a semi blind date. I was fixed up by a friend who promised me the guy was not a troll.

Soon as she used the word troll I should have known better and politely declined. We where in the middle of dinner and he kept making all these remarks about how pretty I was and giving the basic pick up lines like asking if it hurt when I fell out of heaven because I just had to be an angel. All the while I kept politely eating my food wishing for the night to be over when all of a sudden he grabbed my hand from across the table looked me straight and the eyes and said "Did you fart?"

I am stunned at this point and want to crawl under the table when he tips his head back laughs and says "because you just blew me away". My jaw hit the floor and I flushed red as I stammered no. Needless to say he blew me away, right out the door and out of his life.

I can't say that many of my dates ended with someone saying something dumb but two stand out. I did once have a guy to ask me if I was exhausted. I said, "no, why".

Then he said "because you've been running through my mind all day. " I will have to say the dumbest thing I ever heard was from a guy I met off eharmony. I live near an Army base, so many of my matches would of course be military guys.

I talked to this guy for about a week online, then it progressed to phone conversations. The following weekend we met for a date. I had to pick him up because he didn't have a car.

The whole hassle of going through the gate to get him was a pain, but I was optimistic. Half way through our date he announced that he was being deployed in 2 weeks but he would ONLY be gone for 6 months. That when he returned, we could continue our relationship.

I was like? Relationship? Continue?

Only 6 months? Sorry dude, but I am not putting my life on hold for 6 months for someone I only had 1/2 a date with. So that ended our "relationship" but we still decided to have dinner.

I could tell that I made a wise decision because while at the Cracker Barrel, he told an elderly lady off because he thought she cut in line.

" Me: No, rolling my eyes, thinking he's joking. *pause* Pastor's Son: "Can I eat you out?" Me: NO!

Take me home! We NEVER spoke again, LOL....

I went on a date to the movies with this guy once. Apparently the date was so awkward that I've forgotten his name or even what he looked like. Anyways, we're watching the movie and he turns to me and says, "Could I kiss you?"

I was a bit surprised and a few butterflies fluttered, but I agreed to it and prepared myself. Yet he replied back with, "OK, well we can wait 'til I drop you back off. " I didn't know what to do but laugh and say, "OK."

Once the date was over and we were on my doorstep, I prepared (for the second time) for the kiss, but he hugged me! It was horrible. All the more reason to not remember who this guy was.

I met a girl on match. Com, we emailed back and forth, it went great. Talked on the phone, went even better.

We really clicked, which is difficult to do, over the phone, have not met yet. I say we should get a drink. She insists on meeting at a local coffee shop Sunday afternoon.

I hate coffee dates. They always feel like job interviews, only more awkward and with less sexual tension. Reluctantly, I agree.

I show up at the starbucks, see her, wave, and order my coffee. I sit down at the table, while I wait for them to call my name. First thing she says to me is "I want a commitment" "A committment to what?"

I asked. "To us" She replies. "There is no us" I say, mostly still shellshocked."I don't think this is going to work" she said.

"Ya think" I said as I bolted from the Starbucks. I never even got my coffee. I left it there.

The next day, she called me. She left a message." it's me. It was really great to see you again.

Can't wait to see you again. I'm free Thursday. Call me.

" Needless to say, I married that woman.Not.

I can't really remember any really dumb or crazy things any of my dates have said, but when I read this question I did think of my parents. It was about the 2nd date that my parents went on and my dad walked my mom to her front door. As she was standing there next to the door she farted.My dad pushed her to the side saying "Did you leave a greasy spot?!

" Got to love parents.

OK, this was me being dumb, not my date being dumb. It was pretty embarrassing: I had been trying to get this guy interested in me for a month at least. He was cute, but more my style he was super intelligent.

He was an engineer already, and I was still in college. I was just gaga over him. So, we were out on our date, and I was driving.

We were stopped at a red light. The conversation was going really well. I was keeping up my end of it and very proud of myself.

And then he said, "Do you realize the light already changed, twice?

You are not ready to marry. Are you guy? " it suit me, as I am not ready for the marriage...

You know what I was on a date with my first girl friend and we got kicked out of a restaurant by talking about pie fuaaaa why did I have to mention that I like pie.

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