What's the dumbest thing you ever masturbated to?

Suspension Bridges While driving over them especially but standing and viewing is nice too. I used to chat online with this dude from the Netherlands and he found out I had a thing for suspension bridges so he changed his avatar to one in the hopes of the chat getting on a different level. He has kept his avatar of that bridge until date.It was funny that when he came online to chat in hopes with his big avatar!

That is a hilarious story about Street Fighter 2. Going along those same lines, I'll admit to masturbating to the sex scene in Mass Effect 1. I still find that scene hot.

Sometimes, especially late at night, people will ask sexual questions, perhaps just trying to see what we guides will say when they send us something pointless and just... dirty. I have actually found myself getting turned on by some of these questions, and once, even masturbated after an hour or so of answering a raft of them. Ok, now I'm thoroughly embarrassed.

I hope this doesn't ruin my credibility here :).

I cant really gove you an answer,but what I can give you is a way to a solution, that is you have to find the anglde that you relate to or peaks your interest. A good paper is one that people get drawn into because it reaches them ln some way.As for me WW11 to me, I think of the holocaust and the effect it had on the survivors, their families and those who stood by and did nothing until it was too late.