Okay! I've missed several nights. Who's ready for a good CLEAN joke? I am. Let's see what you have to post?

Okay! I've missed several nights. Who's ready for a good CLEAN joke?

I am. Let's see what you have to post. In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, "Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing.

" Soon, a wee baby boy was brought into the world. "Whoa there Scotty!" said the doctor. "Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down... I think there's yet another wee one to come.

" Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby."No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man... It seems there's yet another one besides! " cried the doctor. The new father scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor: "Do ya think it's the light that's attractin' them?"

Asked by ~3critters1nheavn~ 21 months ago Similar questions: missed nights ready CLEAN joke post Entertainment > Humor.

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Like bugs to the Zapper....;) The lieutnant wanted to use a pay phone but didn't have change for a dollar. He saw a private mopping the floors and asked him, Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? I sure have buddy, the private answered.

Giving him a mean stare, the lieutenant said, That's no way to address an officer. Let's try it again, Private, do you have change for a dollar? No, sir, the private replied....;) .

1 Ok, not really a joke, but here goes. EXERCISE FOR PEOPLE OVER 40Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side . With a 5-lb potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can.

Try to reach a full minute, and then relax. Each day you'll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer. After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato bags.

Then try 50-lb potato bags and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-lb potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. (I'm at this level. ) After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each bag.

Ok, not really a joke, but here goes. EXERCISE FOR PEOPLE OVER 40Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side . With a 5-lb potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can.

Try to reach a full minute, and then relax. Each day you'll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer. After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato bags.

Then try 50-lb potato bags and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-lb potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. (I'm at this level. ) After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each bag.

2 THE HAIRCUTA young boy had just received his driver's permit and asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car. S father said he'd make a deal with his son. 'You bring your grades up from a C to a B Average, study your Bible a little, get yourhair cut and we'll talk about the car.

The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer and they agreed on it. After about six weeks his father said, 'Son, I've been real proud. You brought your grades up and I've observed that you have beenstudying your Bible, but I'm real disappointed you didn't get your hair cut.

The young man paused a moment then said, 'You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible thatSamson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair and there's even a strong argument that Jesus had long hair. 'To this his father replied, 'Did you also notice that they all walked everywhere they went? ' .

THE HAIRCUTA young boy had just received his driver's permit and asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car. S father said he'd make a deal with his son. 'You bring your grades up from a C to a B Average, study your Bible a little, get yourhair cut and we'll talk about the car.

The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer and they agreed on it. After about six weeks his father said, 'Son, I've been real proud. You brought your grades up and I've observed that you have beenstudying your Bible, but I'm real disappointed you didn't get your hair cut.

The young man paused a moment then said, 'You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible thatSamson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair and there's even a strong argument that Jesus had long hair. 'To this his father replied, 'Did you also notice that they all walked everywhere they went?

After Sunday service a young couple talked to the pastor about joining the church. He hadn't met the husband before, so he asked what church he was transferring from. The husband looked down at his feet and replied, "I am transferring from the Municipal Golf Course.

" .

After Sunday service a young couple talked to the pastor about joining the church. He hadn't met the husband before, so he asked what church he was transferring from. The husband looked down at his feet and replied, "I am transferring from the Municipal Golf Course.

" "Okay, it's been a long time since we posted a joke. I have one. What CLEAN joke do you have for me?

" "Wanna joke? Despite appearances, it's clean" "What is the funniest, clean joke about lawyers your have heard?" "Do you have a joke clean enough that you can tell it on AV? " "Okay.

Are you ready? It's time to laugh. You know the routine.

A good CLEAN joke. What do you have to post? " "Are you ready?

It's time for a good CLEAN joke, one liner and yes, the good old groaner. What do you have to post? " "I'm late once again!

How about a good CLEAN joke, groaner, one liner?" "We've been without some laughter here for a little bit. What good CLEAN joke do you have for us tonight? " "What is the best joke you've heard recently?

Must be "clean".

Okay, it's been a long time since we posted a joke. I have one. What CLEAN joke do you have for me?

Okay. Are you ready? It's time to laugh.

You know the routine. A good CLEAN joke. What do you have to post?

It's time for a good CLEAN joke, one liner and yes, the good old groaner. What do you have to post?

I'm late once again! How about a good CLEAN joke, groaner, one liner?

We've been without some laughter here for a little bit. What good CLEAN joke do you have for us tonight?

I cant really gove you an answer,but what I can give you is a way to a solution, that is you have to find the anglde that you relate to or peaks your interest. A good paper is one that people get drawn into because it reaches them ln some way.As for me WW11 to me, I think of the holocaust and the effect it had on the survivors, their families and those who stood by and did nothing until it was too late.